a tiny bow
*points a single index finger in the air* “christian-” *fist to mouth* “christian i just-”
the sock is a failed attempt to try and keep that rogue toe/the toe bandit in line. and god knows i hate a tiny bow. they look chinsy and stupid. they are in no way proportionate to a human body and are therefore unable to accent one. how could they? they’re so small. i don’t know why people allow manufacturers to get away with this cheap malnourished embellishment over and over again. it’s insulting. i would rather have nothing. i would rather go embellishment hungry. examine the tiny bow photos below and see for yourself. and please, if you or anyone you know is wearing shoes that have extremely tiny bows, get help removing them.
holy hell that last post should have come with some sort of NSFW warning, that cankle at the end is absolutely inappropriate!
Should take a page out of the “new car’s” book. Like I always say, “Giant bow’s the way to go.”
Yeah, god dammit, that last one is just nast…
Judging by that last photo, the tiny bow is clearly some sort of engineering marvel, capable of turning normal ribbon into high tensile steel cable. And speaking of out-of-proportion, look at that big piggy with the little toenail, (roast beef!) it seems to be yearning for the comfort of that birkenstock sandle in the pic: “Oh sandle, you feel so good under the hair of my chinny-chin-chin” says The Pig Toe.
the toe meat on that last one is OFF THE HOOK. i can’t stop looking/looking away/looking… thanks heaps.