Archive for February, 2010
nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease. this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack. 30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age. i guess it might be hot in [ READ MORE ]
a guy walks down the street in a long sleeved henley with a button up hawaiian shirt over it. his hands are tucked into the pockets of the raggiest jeans ever that are so out of date (levi’s pipeleg silvertabs or something) they must be his older brother’s. he throws me a nod and tells me, “nice [ READ MORE ]
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has- nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking [ READ MORE ]
i recently watched the first twilight movie with my boyfriend. neither of us had read the books, but we finally wanted to know what all the fuss was about. it was absolutely fucking terrible. the movie immediately bombards you with all sorts of steamy, intense and profound emotions. these emotions are built on little to [ READ MORE ]
drumroll……… mariah carey. what a fool. [ READ MORE ]
even ugly bitches can stop traffic in these. and who knows what the hell they’ll stop it for. cookies? oprah? to read you a chapter out of the latest twilight? to tell you they’ll do some of those things other girls won’t do followed by a very obvious wink. *shudder* let’s make it a real team [ READ MORE ]
first of all, dior? what have you done? and second of all, what celebrity is in support of this horrendous (lack of) fashion? a. jennifer lopez b. mariah carey c. sheryl crow [ READ MORE ]
“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you. yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon. you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]
thought i’d post this photo of shaun white at the 2010 winter olympics in his all american snowboarding gear due to my other recent post about PajamaJeans. jeans that are not jeans are apparently becoming a trend. but in this case, i rather like the fake jeans. yay? nay? [ READ MORE ]
as if there were a #2. and the theme song leaves something to be desired. but i’ll tell you what, i’ve got a cupboard full of cookie cutters that don’t even have theme songs. what my other cookie cutters do have going for them, however, are full-bodied symmetrical outlines which prevent burnt little arms and legs from [ READ MORE ]