pure unadulterated tardation
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below)
if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too many bottles of wine”, “i’m pretty sure we got a homeless guy to be our foot model” and “it seemed like a good idea at the time”.
the hairy legs, protruding veins, heinous toenails and forefoot mole are enough to make this the most disgusting foot of all time. but to top it off, the bastard doesn’t even have the time or courtesy to remove the disgusting blister bandage from his ankle for the photo shoot and/or the photographer doesn’t have the time to find a homeless guy who wears more comfortable shoes. honestly, i feel as though i’ve just been flashed. and that cork thong strap must really be doin’ it ergonomics-wise as it is has actually shoved the second toe onto the third.
yes. i realize this isn’t meant to be a real shoe. and yes, i realize some shoeless drunk asshole thinks this is funny or worse, art. but it’s no excuse for poor workmanship. but i’ll tell you what. it’s a fine example of barfmanship. so fine it’ll probably win a “barfie” for best barf at the 2010 barfie awards.
Barfsmanship indeed. Gross.
so this is how jesus ‘walked’ on water. cats outa the bag my friend.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf.
You just had to go and mention the mole so that I went back up to the pic to check it out, instigating another, “OOHHH!”
On another note, I think the purpose of the blister bandage is to say, “Hey, look! Tired of blister bandages ruining your hot dates? Put a cork in it and strap some of this barf on! You’ll never have to worry about a hot date ever again. . .oh and stop saying hot date.”
I appreciate the contoured arch support. This therapeutic sandal demonstrates a thoughtful and holistic design approach that will likely contribute to pedal health.