Archive for January, 2010
i guess this is where you get your shoes that look like butt repaired. or maybe it’s indicative of the level of workmanship involved. or perhaps what your shoes might look like post repair. also, why do you need cutting or engraving on your shoes? is this where mothers engrave “property of my bitchy son 503-123-4567″ on their kid’s [ READ MORE ]
thx punk rose for making this ridiculous shoe entitled “queen”. and that’s what she who wears this shoe is, the queen of refuse. so bow down to her if you want, bow to her. bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. boo. boo. rubbish. filth. slime. muck. boo. [ READ MORE ]
babs (my mam) decided to save herself a few dollars and just reupholster her old boots from the year before. she just loves the print. good job mam. [ READ MORE ]
oh grate. this disaster was spotted at a southwest portland new year’s eve party. nice job nye dumbass. way to clunk around for 20 minutes with a god damn grate on your heel without noticing. before the grate could be replaced, a kazoo along with a bottle of champagne and several party attendees slipped through the drain. (photo taken and submitted by dan [ READ MORE ]
this looks like the foot of a dinosaur. a big clunky shapeless dinosaur foot. no it’s actually more clunky and shapeless than that. it looks more like the foot of a snowdinosaur that a young dinosaur would make. basically this shoe resembles nothing. maybe some rotten mango fruit satan would eat. maybe some egg carton foam [ READ MORE ]