Archive for January, 2010
there were ugly shoes. and there were uglier shoes. but at the end of the year, i had to pick 21 favorites. and here they are in no particular order. click around, stay a while. 1. great expectations for artifact found in UK archaelogical dig 2. oh i see what you did there 3. shuz? 4. shiloh inn 5. shoe finds [ READ MORE ]
hole. lee. shit. there is no fucking excuse for this shit. there are people in the world who don’t know how to dress themselves. creations like this are cruel. this is a credit card offer in the mail. this is a pyramid scheme. this has no purpose in the world other than to con the retarded out [ READ MORE ]
these boots are mad nast. tights aren’t looking too good either. guess who it is. hint: not a spice girl. [ READ MORE ]
other than a lesbian wedding or landing a sweet part in taco ockerse’s “putting on the ritz” video, i’m not sure when or where these shoes might come in handy. but maybe if you did find an occasion you could just rent them instead having to buy them outright. honestly, i feel more like giving these [ READ MORE ]
the heel of this shoe has obviously been reinforced with steel about seven times but alexander mcqueen couldn’t be bothered to stop that string from poppin’ up loose ’round the ankle. unless that’s a small tattoo of the canadian maple leaf peeking out? either way, there is no excuse for shoddy workmanship or canadian models. this shoe also [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]
guess which celebrity donned these sandals on a 2009 red carpet? it was… tara reid. hey tara, i really like that $3,000 louis vuitton pencil pouch you got there. also, when you go to the store you think you could pick me up a high life and some snuff? thanks babe. [ READ MORE ]
many department stores have taken to the trend of offering exclusive and affordable fashion lines within their stores from couture designers. examples of this are isaac mizrahi for target and simply vera kohl’s designed by vera wang herself. the trend has been a big hit, giving smaller budgets a chance to wear bigger names. well. marc [ READ MORE ]
guess what celebrity donned these on a 2009 red carpet? [ READ MORE ]
spotted waiting in line at a nw pdx restaurant. are those…..please don’t tell me…..yeah those are leg warmers. yes leg warmers are still available for sale at stores like american apparel. i personally bought my first pair of leg warmers 8 years ago at a maurice’s in northern idaho. these babies were spotted yesterday. and lemme tell you something [ READ MORE ]