Archive for January, 2010
taken with a camera phone at a house party in se portland. obviously not shy to own up to the fact that she will buy shoes a size and a half too large if they are on sale. yeah, you could probably get with her leather upper converse guy, but… do you want to? [ READ MORE ]
to see what celebrity is trying to pull off this look, scroll down. fucking mrs. potatohead. . .. … avril lavigne. [ READ MORE ]
shoe shoon; verb, shod or shoed, shod or shoed or shod⋅den, shoe⋅ing. –noun 1. an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. 2. an object or part resembling a shoe in form, [ READ MORE ]
you know what bothers me the most? it’s the contrast piping. as though it makes a god damn difference. because once someone sees the potato shape and dull shine of the jersey-like material they’re not going to forgive the wearer for sporting a little bit of color contrast. “hey, at least my shoes have got a little bit of style.” <—wishful thinking by old people and that seam-ingly [ READ MORE ]
guess what celebrity is trying to pull off this fucking mrs. potatohead look. reference. a. courtney love b. avril lavigne c. pink [ READ MORE ]
if you choose to wear this baby mummy ked you may encounter near to actually violent criticism. your only shot at escape would be to walk with arms straight out in front of you while loudly booing the aggressive naysayer. this will frighten the naysayer and grant a window of time that will allow you to get away before they criticize your footwear [ READ MORE ]
louis vuitton has made a heel resembling that of dumbledore’s beard. [ READ MORE ]
once again people, the theme this week is mad max, waterworld and the fifth element. one positive thing about this balenciaga heel is that it is perfectly legal for walking to work in the snow. you can also use the chain to fashion this into a wristwatch. the six inch heel acts as the gnomon of a [ READ MORE ]
not. go to trade school. or rather gay school. billy, obviously a young gay, will never make it as a designer with this kind of work. but that won’t stop older male designers from “taking billy under their wing” and showing him a “thing or two”. such as expanding his material sources beyond bead it! and his [ READ MORE ]
and the mystery celebrity is….. motherfucking bai ling. [ READ MORE ]