p.s. baby mummies are not cute but in fact the creepiest things in the world
if you choose to wear this baby mummy ked you may encounter near to actually violent criticism. your only shot at escape would be to walk with arms straight out in front of you while loudly booing the aggressive naysayer. this will frighten the naysayer and grant a window of time that will allow you to get away before they criticize your footwear or try to drive a stake through your heart. but everyone knows that in order to really destroy a mummy, you have to destroy all pictures, statues and other evidence of it so that it will become totally forgotten. then its soul would cease to exist. but make no mistake since you are in fact not a mummy, the stake will kill you, and that judgement is certainly gonna sting. so get booin’.
I was holding out that this was a child’s shoe. But alas, it’s elongated form leads me to believe that is not the case. Horrifyingly not the case.
It’s also horrifying that I used “it’s” for something that is clearly possessive, not a contraction.