my leg is not a fine wine

one of my favorite things about a boot is how a continuous and solid piece of leather spans from my toes to the bottom of my kneecap. *stares blankly for inordinately long period of time* this is the febe boot by dirty laundry. so. *shorter pause* what’s the story here? are these guys trying to capture but not release as many fruit flies as possible? perhaps they are panning for gold. maybe they’re just trying to get a polka dot tan. taking a stab at sock companies? fat sweaty customers? impromptu disco ball just add lightbulb and spin? vinyl colander? frosting cap for your leg hairs?
Sexy and liberating. A true meshing of style and comfort for the active women.
I think you got the name wrong, its the febe boot FOR dirty laundry. I totally had one in college. Very handy, pretty sure it collapses and it keeps your dirty socks from getting moldy. I had a little basketball hoop over mine so I could dunk in my laundry’s face. For sale at IKEA.
Capture but not release as many fruit flies as possible… awesome.