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the heel of this shoe has obviously been reinforced with steel about seven times but alexander mcqueen couldn’t be bothered to stop that string from poppin’ up loose ’round the ankle. unless that’s a small tattoo of the canadian maple leaf peeking out? either way, there is no excuse for shoddy workmanship or canadian models.
this shoe also looks like it could have come straight from the mad max wardrobe closet. i personally think they should change that famous line in beyond thunderdome to, “bust a deal and face the heel.” and i also think the women below should be scripted in and dubbed, “the heel.”
(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)
If this shoe isn’t steampunk, I don’t know what is.
That’s exactly what I said when I submitted it for C.Bee approval. Or disapproval, I guess.
i dont think that 2nd picture is legit. it looks like it may have been photoshopped. just sayin…
these look to be fabricated from the remnants of the waterworld set. in which case dont come crying to me when that rusty tin can of a shoe infects you with clostridium tetani. i dont give a shit if you have lockjaw. you deserve worse. oh and alphonze youre an asshole
Well, I think this is officially my favorite post. It contains all my favorite things:
1. Canadian Bashing
2. Seamless Photoshoppery
3. Seemingly impossible to remove shoes
4. Firm buttocks
5. Post Apocolyptic Fiction references (x2 for Waterworld too)
6. A shoe with a (I’m guessing) 4 digit price tag, that appears to be made from an Erector set and the drip tray from an old refrigerator.
PS Alphonze blows.