snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

glue is not a license.  period.  i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore.  i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all.  because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.”  but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, and pipecleaners over-glued to a piece of paper and all you can think about is the state of your dining room table, well you might as well have a mouth full of cancer sores.  which is basically how i felt when i saw this creation above.  much like a new mother or young school teacher might feel - exhausted, frustrated and simply no longer able to smile.  ugly shoes almost bested me today.  but then i thought about some tool smelling like bird shit when he got caught in the rain while wearing these, and that, well that made me smile.