snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic.  such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions.  for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes.  or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market.  because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not slightly short of insane.  it just is insane. 

the movie red dawn comes to mind for some reason.  probably because rather than looking at this shoe, i think i would rather sit back, close my eyes and imagine enemy fire on my home country for days on end.  and the country bombing us is probably the same country manufacturing these boots.  and they’re probs bombing us because we won’t buy them.  their attempt to use a single factory for both the production of boots and couches meant for strip clubs has proven to be a huge disaster, and their economy is failing because of it.