if this shoe was a james bond, it would be george lazenby
other than a lesbian wedding or landing a sweet part in taco ockerse’s “putting on the ritz” video, i’m not sure when or where these shoes might come in handy. but maybe if you did find an occasion you could just rent them instead having to buy them outright.
honestly, i feel more like giving these shoes my drink order rather than putting them on my feet. if i did put them on my feet i would take very small steps everywhere i went and every so often i would belt out a hearty “well hellooooooooo”.
(shoe submission by kim lane)
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