if i try very, very hard, maybe one day i’ll grow into a real shoe

this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass on dat shit.

I know some people say Ewwww and gag me with a spoon and I just threw up a little in my mouth about shiz but they don’t actually mean it.
I mean it. I’m seriously gonna puke right now.
I can’t stop staring at the toes… I count 5 on the foreground foot but it’s like one of those optical illusions…
Also the feet are oddly rough looking for someone who obviously spends so much time on her appearance that she managed to avoid any muscle development in her legs.
Ya, wow, those are some jacked up toes, never mind the shoes!