balenciaga? more like throwa uppa. *uncontrollable snorting*

once again people, the theme this week is mad max, waterworld and the fifth element. 

one positive thing about this balenciaga heel is that it is perfectly legal for walking to work in the snow.  you can also use the chain to fashion this into a wristwatch.  the six inch heel acts as the gnomon of a sundial.  and by that, i mean retard o’clock is written on the inside of the heel.  because asshole, you’re wearing a shoe as a watch.

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