Archive for January, 2010
so the artist iris schieferstein is apparently trying to express that taxidermy, and the violence that goes with it, is ironic because the animal lives on forever through its death/shortened life??? whatever it is, you’ve really got to check this out. the bitch is obviously crazy. i am imagining she gets super fucked up on drugs [ READ MORE ]
glue is not a license. period. i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore. i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all. because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.” but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, [ READ MORE ]
the shoe on the left is part of alexander mcqueen’s spring/summer 2010 line shown at the pret a porter show in paris last october. the creature on the right is from james cameron’s 1979 hit movie alien. if i had to choose one of these to be in my closet while i slept at night, well, [ READ MORE ]
who was it? ashley simpson. also, figure out some way to tan evenly. [ READ MORE ]
one of my favorite things about a boot is how a continuous and solid piece of leather spans from my toes to the bottom of my kneecap. *stares blankly for inordinately long period of time* this is the febe boot by dirty laundry. so. *shorter pause* what’s the story here? are these guys trying to capture but not release [ READ MORE ]
come on girl. it was going so well with the cuff and the belt. but now, now it just looks like summer and fall had a fistfight. who is it? a. ashlee simpson b. jennifer love hewitt c. lindsay lohan [ READ MORE ]
yeah i might like these. if they were filled with crab meat and deep fried. which by the way, they are not. i also might like these if i were a sexy lego character showing off my canklighs. [ READ MORE ]
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below) if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too [ READ MORE ]
in case anyone didn’t know, this is just a fleece dickie. dickies are, perhaps, one of my favorite things in the entire world. but somehow, this necky product has taken all the fun out of it. quite simply because it has taken the fun silly lovable grandma part out of the whole experience and replaced it with a boring old practical aunt jan [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]