trick or treat
this boot by rsvp has been given the name “stefania”. undoubtedly rsvp is trying to honor the generations of russian hookers that have come before. i will however, be rsvp-ing no to the boot festivities. the only thing this boot might be good for is a candy bag for a young witch on halloween. and even then it’s weird cause it’s a shoe and all. because candy goes in your mouth and a boot goes on your foot. so i guess the boot actually has no purpose. unless the hooker’s name is candy in which case you’ve bridged the foot mouth problem. wait. what?
(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)
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