seen on the streets 1
these built-in spring in the step sandals were spotted at fazzari’s pizza in clarkston, washington. clarkston is across the river from lewiston, idaho my hometown. therefore, these shoes have a special place in my heart. there is also a 20% chance those are my mom’s cinch bottom capris, although i can’t see babs spending that much on pizza.
these shoes look like a factory that’s falling apart. you know when springs start shooting out of machines, red buttons start lighting up and steam comes out of all the pipe joints. “she’s gonna blow!” type stuff. except i think the only thing that lady’s gonna blow is $15 on a designer “shabam” pizza from fazzari’s. god damnit i want some.
(shoe suggestion by tom moreno)
Those shoes are gross.
Those really do look like your mom’s feet.
Except none of the feet around her are wearing crocs.