snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

sure it may be controversial, using a child as bait, but the woodland witch is rarely seen and there isn’t much that can lure her out of her dark candy coated cottage…except for children.  the quickest way to get an evil woodland witch out into the open for observation is to dress a child in these shoes and send it into the forest alone.  if you really want to up your chances of seeing the witch, you better send them off with a basket of goodies covered in a white and red checked cloth.  but don’t worry, the child won’t really be alone.  a team of witch-killing but overall rather friendly lumberjacks with large axes will be nearby.  directly behind them a team of cameramen and scientists will be waiting to capture valuable images and footage to be used in the highly anticipated second installment of Discovery’s Planet Earth series.