snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

skanks have found a new way to keep the superfluous fur (supfurfluous roflamo) on their boots neat and tidy.  they are simply belting it down.  this gives me an idea of what to do the next time i accidentally walk into mariposa or wet seal.  i’ll just grab a handful of faux leather belts off the rack, and tie up everyone inside.  once that’s good and done i’ll walk them over to the toy store at laser gun point and lay them down on some train tracks.  then i’ll laugh as the many toy trains annoyingly run into their backs over and over again.  “please stop!”  they’ll cry.

(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)