snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

these platform ankle boots, like those that wear them, were hot ten years ago.  chinese laundry has named this boot “never”.  which is rather fitting, as you should never put an hourglass heel on a boot made in this millenium.  you should also never price it reasonably, thereby making it available to sluts.  without a shadow of a doubt i will eventually see these on the ankles of a wrinkle in time tard skank.  and when that happens one of two fates will befall me, both related to indiana jones.  one:  i will suffer walter donovan’s fate when he drank from the wrong holy grail or two:  i will melt like a nazi in the presence of a biblical relic.  except i’m not a private collector of relics or a nazi.  and chinese laundry, they are certainly not god.  clearly.