snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

well if this isn’t the equivalent of a catbell for a human woman then i don’t know what it is.  how could you stand the sound of faux leather tassles slapping around every time you took a step?  i just hope those who have homes or workplaces with especially long and usually abandoned hallways have thought about the effects this shoe might have on the psyche of those who occupy the adjoining rooms/offices.  “hey everyone sheryl went to the bathroom again.  waa waaa waaaaaaa.  god she might as well announce it.”  if i were in one of those adjoining rooms/offices i would stick my head out into the hallway and just yell ”TMI!” every time that sheryl walked towards the bathroom. 

(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)