snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

and the baby’s not cute.  this baby’s all like, “i reckon i be needin’ to get ta shore.”  this boot’s like, “howdy pardner, i’d be obliged if you’d give me an orange as i be havin’ a mighty ripe case of the scurvy.  also, it be five o’clock somewhere.  arrgh.”

this boot sucks harder than any boot i have ever seen in my life.  i want to wrap my wrists around the ankle, or neck of the boot, and shake it until the boot shits itself and dies because it is so tarded.  go to  hell boot.  go to hell and die.

(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)