Archive for December, 2009
i like it that there’s a runway shot of the flipper shoe, as though it ever graced one. when in reality the creator’s wife put these flip flops on and they turned a $7.99 wal-mart lamp on them against a dark wall in the basement of their rented home. alright so it did grace the runway. thanks a lot [ READ MORE ]
hey what belt should i wear with these jeans? oh i don’t know maybe it doesn’t even fucking matter. [ READ MORE ]
this boot by rsvp has been given the name “stefania”. undoubtedly rsvp is trying to honor the generations of russian hookers that have come before. i will however, be rsvp-ing no to the boot festivities. the only thing this boot might be good for is a candy bag for a young witch on halloween. and even then it’s weird [ READ MORE ]
you have probs heard of these shoes made by vibram five fingers. they’re like gloves for your feet. and honestly, they’re great if you want to look like a fucking gorilla with a tie on everywhere you go. if you want to carry around a clipboard that just has a picture of a banana clipped to it. [ READ MORE ]
these shoes look like a sleezy dude. i would therefore never wear them, especially if i was wearing a skirt. because these shoes would most def be looking up my skirt all day and talking to me like a god damn guido going, “ey! nice!” or “why don’t you let shoezy up dere! dis is torture down here!” then [ READ MORE ]
write your own blog for these. i’m taking the day off. [ READ MORE ]
sure it may be controversial, using a child as bait, but the woodland witch is rarely seen and there isn’t much that can lure her out of her dark candy coated cottage…except for children. the quickest way to get an evil woodland witch out into the open for observation is to dress a child in [ READ MORE ]
barack obama has been declared mvp of 2008 by air jordans. apparently obama has won another award he has yet to prove he is worthy for. if he can or will dunk has yet to be seen. maybe air jordans meant most valuable president. sorry nicholas sarkozy. p.s. it was carla that lost it for you. p.s. who drew that [ READ MORE ]
it has recently come to my attention, that there is rumor floating around my family. a rumor of the most untrue sort! the rumor being that i bought my father *coughs, looks downward* i don’t know how to say this but, well, they’re saying i bought my father crocs. and i don’t know who started [ READ MORE ]
i’m totally hardcore, it’s just sometimes i need to run down the street to grab some cottage cheese and pineapple from zupan’s. i rock out like the best of them for sure but… after a hard night of partying i like to pop a couple doan’s back relief pills and shuffle around the house in a [ READ MORE ]