this is a sow’s ear

for some reason, thelovelybride dot com thinks they can take a shoe i paid $9.99 for at payless in 1995, market it as a wedding shoe and sell it for $140.00.  the jig’s up lovelybride.  i’d like to hear what star jones, the spokeswoman for payless shoe source has to say about this.  perhaps had star jones worn these tennies to her own wedding, her feet might have carried her through her marriage a little longer.  oooooh!  burrrrrnnn!  hiiisssssss!  ho ho ho ho!  i got you star.  i got you like al reynolds.

    • your boss
    • November 18th, 2009

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud on a daily basis!
    You rule, Crystal Bee!

    • Liz
    • November 18th, 2009

    Oh fuck, I actually had a pair just like the ones on the bottom in fifth grade…

    • bethless
    • November 20th, 2009

    Are these prescribed by orthopedic surgeons? And if so, does even that make it okay?

    No.

    • Jualie
    • December 17th, 2009

    Perfect for your wedding/double shift on the med-surg floor.

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