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Consumer Product Review

the brand SWIMS has created a protective covering for your fancy heels called “the cityslipper”.  it comes in both a low and a high heel height.  it is also extremely tarded.  what’s more tard than that is the marketing campaign SWIMS has chosen for the product.  drawing on a vague connection between the product’s name cityslipper and the 1991 movie city slickers starring billy crystal, the company has secured crystal as a spokesperson for the product.  the company is sure crystal’s enthusiasm will overcome the fact that he doesn’t test well in audiences of women ages 18-death.  below are some of the images that have come out of the campaign.