not street legal
in reference to the title of the blog, no i’m not talking about being arrested for a fashion crime. i’m talking about basic safety. and as my mom would say, “why don’t we all just put the spine covered doc martens away beFORE somebody gets an eye put out. alright? kids? does that sound like a plan? hey.”
i’m also fairly certain i saw these shoes taking out a chariot. i mean if somebody could make these things illegal before agro portland bike gangs get a hold of them that would be great. i don’t need a fixed gear junkie having the ability to clown my car by just sticking a leg out. not to mention the damage they’re going to do to each other. (secret bonus?) broken ankles everywhere. eyes put out too. damnit mom. you were right. i should have listened. but good things do happen after midnight. you were wrong about that one. but i totally see where you were coming from. because you probs wouldn’t have wanted me to do any of that stuff. but admittedly, it was fun.
i think clowning a car has to involve spraying seltzer water at it.
rust is a slow but satisfying revenge
If truckasaurus had shoes, im pretty sure these would be them. I have to say though, that interior part looks pretty comfortable… it must be like walking around on a thick layer of baby Bigbirds all day long, but with less screaming.