snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

as if the toes weren’t enough of a clue.  they had to place a few small candycorns at the ankle just to make sure we’re picking up what they’re layin’ down.  “oooooh the shoes look like candycorns.  i knew it was something.  but wait.  [pause]  i see it now.  it’s totally candycorn.  i would’ve figured it out.”

it’s pretty difficult to sell suede shoes in portland because the inhabitants think they can only wear them three months out of the year.  i can only imagine a salesperson trying to hock these.  “these’ll be great next weekend.”  “you could probly still wear ‘em like a couple-a days after halloween.  i would.  i do, actually.”  “imagine the look on their faces every late october.”