snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

shoes like the one you see in the photo above are having a hard time getting health insurance.  why?  because they have hyperglossia (oversized tongue) accompanied with a pre-existing condition of epilepsy.  the risk of these shoes dying or becoming injured via tongue swallow during epileptic seizure is high.  insurance companies are turning them away at the door.  family and friends of the shoe are more willing to assist in a tongue swallowing incident however, as the shoe do no thave teeth with which to bite helping fingers.  but those helping fingers won’t help with expensive tongue reassignment or other surgeries that this type of condition can warrant.  if you want to do more to help, submit a picture of an ugly shoe to crystalbee@billsshoesbooze.com