frankly you’re making it rather difficult to respect you missy elliott
alright little missy elliott. so. cowboy stitchwork. reptile print. pink sole. sneaker. boot. ankle strap. stripes. laces. contrast stitch. bedazzled logo. whatever all these things do together as a whole better cure cancer because there is no other fucking excuse. i’m having a really hard time deciding how and when i will kill the bitch i see wearing these. i’ve narrowed it down to “thorough torture and on-the-spot” or “sniper rifle and next time they’re on the can“. so consider yourself informed slash warned about donning this deca-curious shoe. i will hunt you down using dogs trained to smell cheap glue and hoes. and they get a big treat when they find what they’re looking for. a big treat. eyes light up when they see a hoe. pupils turn into little fucking looney toons steaks. so don’t think they won’t find you.
(photo submission by aaron cope)
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