air jordans go where no man has gone before

air jordans create a high heeled sexy version of the sneaker for women who like to look good on all types of asphalt.  in short, they are made for ridiculous women with ridiculous, little or no style.  look at them.  this has to be at least 10 times worse than when michael jordan took an ill fated stab at baseball.  oh wait, he’s trying to design women’s shoes.  this is at least 100 times worse.  i’ll tell you what i’d like to do to these shoes.  pull a jordan.  fake retire from my blog, then take a baseball bat and my poor ability to swing it and demolish these shoes.

(photo submission by marc brodehl)

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