snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

say hello to the last pair of shoes you’ll ever have to buy that little brat.  i’d like to get a tub of popcorn and a two way mirror and watch that little ingrate just try and get out of this foot straight jacket.  you won’t even have to replace them for a bigger size as he gets older, because if you bind them tight enough the kid’s feet will just stop growing.  made in china.