snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

“uh yeah hi, i was wondering if you could help me with something.  yeah i was just wondering the quickest way to get feces into my mouth?  i’ve been thinking all day about this.  and i’ve seriously called just about everyone i know, but the answer, well it’s still eluding me.  i was told you could help.  why yes this is a shoe phone.  i’m on the right track am i?”