god your shoes really need to eat something.

hey shoes did you know there are people out there who are that thin because they’re actually starving? god i hate shoes like this. like, “oh i’m so fabulous and look at how rich i am with my all my jewels and my surprisingly heavy bank card.” fuck you bone thin shoes. i’m going to wake you up on halloween and tell you it’s thanksgiving just to scare the shit out of you.
aaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahaahhahaha god i hate shoes like this!!!!