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balenciaga, who has slowly been profiting from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder since 1937, now openly refuses to acknowledge the validity of the disease.  they are claiming their designers are cognizant adults able to make their own decisions in a reasonable amount of time, even if those decisions take months and include combining snowboard parts and more colors than are in a stoplight.

“you see what you call ADHD, is like a fine wine to us,” states Nicolas Ghesquiere, head of design at balenciaga.  “we don’t mind that it takes a little longer to put together the most nonsensical shoes of all time.  one shoe start to finish could take months, sometimes years due to the severe level of creativity or as you call it, ADHD, that our designers harbor within them.  but we think the absolute insanity of the final product is totally worth it.  and i think our label reflects that.  you won’t find one piece in any of our collections that has a lick of thought to it.  that’s a balenciaga guarantee.”