alright now that’s enough
it has been a long time now since victoria beckham sported the high heel wedge sneaker and it is officially OVER. the fact that these wedges by Pastry are out before halloween and are sporting the oxygen starved colors of purple and blue is humorous to me. the style is dead. a high heeled lace up sport shoe is just silly no matter what. it is for no one. it’s purpose/reasoning does not exist. it’s like sandpaper pillow covers. it’s like the audience intended for the movie Valkyrie (dne). it’s like cowboys crying. it’s like the shirt my boyfriend’s wearing right now. it’s like a baby trying to fit a square plastic block through a circle hole. that baby is the brand Pastry. these shoes are the square plastic block. and my patience? well, that’s wearing thin.
(shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson)
so … its a bad time to tell you i got you a gift certificate to the pastry outlet store?
Whoever said there was no need for sandpaper pillowcases? Cuz I certainly didn’t. Look at these!
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Thanks to Sandman® Brand Sandpaper Pillow Cases, my ears are now sleek and sexy like the hobbits from middle earth. No shame, and just a little blood.