what do these go with? not jeans.

these’ll probably add to an outfit. there will probably be some enhancement of look going on once these are in place. they’re a work of art. a Picasso really, the way they make your ass your feet. they also might make my hand your face. don’t read that sentence again though.
Are you supposed to keep your wallet in there? I mean, that pocket looks a little small.
Perhaps these shoes would do well with people who actually have foot-ass.