stepford wives book swiss chalet for the weekend, have regrets
mrs. statler and mrs. waldorf talk about the vacation they just shared together.
mrs. statler: that was the worst vacation i’ve ever had!
mrs. waldorf: it was terrible!
mrs. statler: horrendous!…
mrs. waldorf: well it wasn’t that bad.
mrs. statler: oh, yeah?
mrs. waldorf: well, there were parts of it i liked!
mrs. statler: well, i liked a lot of it.
mrs. waldorf: yeah, it was GOOD actually.
mrs. statler: it was great!
mrs. waldorf: it was wonderful!
mrs. statler: yeah, bravo!
mrs. waldorf: let’s go next weekend!
mrs. statler: absolutely!
mrs. waldorf: more!
mrs. statler: more!
mrs. waldorf: more!
mrs. statler: more!
What am I, The Associated Press? You can’t just go around “reposting” great ideas from guys at bars! This is America, so if you are going to steal, you need to do one of the following:
-Give credit.
-Call it “sampling” and hope David Bowie doesn’t mind.
-PAY UP!
the reason we were even talking about statler and waldorf last night was because of my blog dorkalope.