shoe fails inspection due to being architecturally unsound
zigi soho decides to make a boot. designed much like a child designs a chocolate sundae. peep toe, syrup, high heel, m&ms, awkward below calf height, sprinkles, rose, whipped cream. i think the stiletto heel has a chance of supporting the rest of the shoe. but that flower. god that’s the straw that broke the camel’s back isn’t it? you got greedy zigi. you got greedy with the flower and that’s it. it’s not happening. the shoe’s not going to production. no zigi. it won’t stand. *voice turns to whisper* …..i won’t stand for it.
I would probably walk up behind the wearer of these gems and break the toothpick heel with a swift toe-kick. Shoe-Fu. Then I would chuckle. Then, I would run away very fast from her Armani Exchange-clad boyfriend. Zoom!