snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

mariah carey made an announcement today that she will be starting a new career.  she will now be a bathtub designer.  though she knows nothing about plumbing, porcelian or making a mosaic design she does know that if a shoe were like, three times the size it is now, you could totally take a bath in it.  SICIS took on the contract to make a quick buck off the singer and to get rid of some old pieces of glass mosaic they had in the back.

“there aren’t enough truly heinous bathtubs out there for those who are fabulous, single and psychotic,” carey explains to a tape recorder she talks to alone in her mansion at night.

however, the radical design of the new tub is getting some attention on the web.  the website likecool.com says, “if you are women and love shoes, you would love these shoes bathtub.”  well, if that statement is true, i’m just not sure i am women.  because i’m just not sure i would love these shoes bathtub.