mom i think i found the one
mom, great i was hoping to reach you. listen i met this girl. (laughs to himself) she’s everything i ever wanted in a woman. she’s kind and warm and sharing. she likes the same things as me. she hates the same things as me. it’s like, wow. AND we have the best time together. she’s beautiful. basically i’m in love. i just feel so, lucky you know? i think i’m going to ask her to marry me.
Phew, yeah, uhh, hi, Mom. Mmm, not that grrreat right now.
Yeah, well, Lexus borrowed just a little bit of money from me and she kinda took a trip, probably. I don’t know, she’s not HERE exactly. She and her business partner needed some, uhh, investment capital? And she mentioned something about Las Vegas. I don’t know, Mom, she yelled it to me as … Read Morethey were pulling out of the driveway in my Mercedes? I guess she was in a hurry to invest that money? I’m gonna need a loan, Mom. Uhh, a little more than that, actually.
lexus. hahaha. he should have known because of the spider.