loafer ruins my life
this loafer by Guess has officially, ruined my life. i’m not sure when straight men started caring about brands, ensignia logo prints and the like but i’m pretty sure if they did they wouldn’t give a shit about Guess. and i say straight men because i assure you the gays won’t touch this. the gays will not dirty their hands with Guess. so it leaves me with the image of this loafer on a shelf at nordstrom with a man staring back at it with his hands in his pockets. music from 2010 a space odyssey will begin to play but will be abruptly cut off when the man farts, breaking his concentration. he will then remember he is hungry and walk away.
I beg to differ. I am a gay man and have these shoes in Black. I have thought of purchasing these, but am not that crazy over the color scheme. But they are very comfortable.