here flops the bride
someone in arkansas is gluing lace onto white flip flops and selling them o’er the internet. according to the maker, they sell as fast as… “hot cakes”? some arkansas thing i guess. it makes sense that things that appear as though they are cake, sell at the same speed as cake. people think they’re buying cake. simple as that.
on another note, what is the husband wearing? is there a husband or is there just a photo of tom jones over there to your right? are you marrying a photo of tom jones? it’s okay if you are. i just need to know. you are? okay. no, it’s fine.
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