ballet dancer goes to the grocery store

not acceptable

a famous ballet dancer decided to go to a grocery store in an attempt to be more real.  “see, i’m just like a real person,” she said as she gingerly helped a few fellow customers get a few things off the top shelf, bought a resuable grocery bag, and threw up in the public bathroom.  guess what.  you are just like a real person.  you’re a ballet dancer.  no one gives a shit.  there’s a video of everyone on youtube taken with a shaky handicam so don’t try to tell me you get accosted when you go to best buy.  fucking bitch.

    • karen
    • September 24th, 2009

    um, those are fetish shoes, worn by people into BDSM (bondage).

    • admin
    • September 24th, 2009

    oh shit they are? i thought ballet dancers wore them to the grocery store. my bad.

    • kyrsten
    • September 28th, 2009

    i saw a similar version on the new antm season, but i think the toe wasn’t evened off. EXTRA PAIN.

    and

    karen’s parenthesis should also contain dominance/discipline, sadism and masochism.

    • admin
    • September 28th, 2009

    i am so bored and tired of pain in my feet. it’s so dull and constant. i can’t even imagine getting pleasure from it. hit me anywhere else. but these two have had enough.

    • TootyFukkinFruity
    • September 30th, 2009

    I think that foot model has ringworm. There are weird dots all over skin. Or maybe since these are part of BDSM gear she just had some dyke put a cigarette out on her feet.

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