about the author: crystal bee

crystal bee, seen here post nitrous hit, has worked in the shoe industry for about 4 years. she used to blog for the shoe company she works for in beautiful portland, oregon. they promptly fired her for being “mean spirited”, “too negative” and having a general lack of respect for grammar and punctuation. (who pays any attention to the syntax of things?) so she started her own blog and named it after her wells fargo checking account, hence the name, “bills shoes and booze.”
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