snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

most people pay to have tumors removed from their bodies.  however, if you feel like paying a thousand dollars to have a hairless face and upper spinal cord attached to your talus bone well then by all means.  partially formed vocal chords within the wedge of the shoe are only able to utter the words, “you spoiled fucking bitch.  you didn’t even grow up in the 80s.  do you even know who patrick nagel is?  fuck you, you god damn whore.”