snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

“baby do you know where my wallet is?  hey where are my clean boxers?  what do you mean the milk’s expired?  that is not expired.  no.  it’s not.  whatever i didn’t even wanna drink it anyways.  don’t throw it out though.  don’t.  i’ll drink it.  i’ll drink it later.  where are you going?  why?  no i don’t care.  i just wanted to know where you were going.  when are you gonna be back?  oh alright i guess i’ll go.  just one more game.  where’d you put my cell phone?  i need my cell phone before we go so you better find it while i’m playing this game so we can go right when i’m done playing.  which is soon.  i’m doing what i said, i’m playing just one more game.  no this is the same one.  that other one didn’t even count.  i barely got far on it at all.  did you find my phone?  oh, it’s over?  guess we don’t have to go.  you didn’t want to go anyways.  no you didn’t.  oh, you did?  ….whoops.  you wanna watch this don’t you?”