snarky los angeles blogger clowns world. mostly shoes.

if i could choose any shoes i wanted in the world as wardrobe for my currently scripted yet unproduced pornographic filmed entitled “just clownin’ around”, it would be john galliano’s fall 2009 lineup.  in the film, clown crazed starlets bib up and get spackled by ill placed lapel flowers then look into the camera with a sultry stare and say, “i just got clowned.”  p.s.  i would totally wear these shoes.